I’ve been in martial arts for 14 years now. I’ve been teaching for maybe 4. Luckily no one has ever tried to actually fight me. That’s a good thing. But sometimes I just wish someone would walk up to me while I’m with my girlfriend and start being a jerk so I can beat the living shit out of them and feel like a badass. I know it’s dumb to wish that, but sometimes I wanna feel like a guy in a Kung fu movie.